Clintonian Metaphysics


the act of redefining reality to suit yourself

clintonian metaphysics examples:

e.g.1. ‘i did not have s-xual relations with that woman’ (i merely found an alternative use for a cigar)

e.g.2. ‘this is not a bribe -this is me taking you to lunch.’

e.g.3. ‘i’m not having an affair – i’m saving my marriage.’

e.g.4. ‘we didn’t lie about wmd – we were doing what’s best for the national interest’

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