Clooney Syndrome


the disease of being so good looking and charming, much like george clooney that women actually -ssume you are only out to have s-x with them. thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have s-x with.
sufferers of clooney syndrome include:
george clooney
matt lauer
winston spivey
johnny depp

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