closet clubber


someone who claims they don’t socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there’s no tomorrow.
i think jenny’s a closet clubber. she’s so angelic in cl-sses but i heard from my dorm-mate she blast hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.

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