closet fuckhead


(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. f-ckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet f-ckhead. refer to examples
closet f-ckheads: tim tebow,plaxico burress, michael richards, michael moore, mel gibson, rosie o’donnell

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