Closet Nudist


someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.
“why did mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?”
“cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and mike is a total closet nudist!”

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