Closet Sex


when you live with roommates but can’t wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have s-x in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down
babe, i really want you right now! ahh, i wish we were alone. can you be quiet? not really…it’s not that fun that way. okay, let’s go for some closet s-x.
closet s-x: when your f-cking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the “closet”
if you have ever f-cked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet s-x.

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