closet trumpeter
noun. a person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for donald trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
matteo: have you decided who you are voting for?
c-ssandra: don’t tell my mom, because she’s a radical left winger, but i’m a closet trumpeter.
joe: i can’t believe you’ve been a closet trumpeter all this time. you even went to the hiliary rally with me!
mich-lle: i’m sorry you had to find out this way, i still love you!
joe: i can’t do this. we’re getting a divorce.
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