Club Mate


a counter-culture underdog underground hipster drink favoured by some ccc hackers in germany.

the taste is an acquired taste and the reason why the bottle is labelled with the slogan “one gets used to it!”.
bleargh, this tastes like liquid ashtray. ohh right, it’s just club mate.
a caffeinated beverage based on mate extract. it is less sweet than cl-ssical cola or energy drinks, plus it is vegan and gluten-free.
one of the top-selling drinks at german festivals, conventions and parties.

there is a winter edition with spices and a cola edition.
i’m tired, but i wanna party for another five hours…. i need a club mate!

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