Club Nintendo


a website for registering nintendo games for wii & ds that are published by nintendo. you will be rewarded with “points” for completing surveys after registering games. you can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, mario & zelda posters, and overpriced game & watch games. everything you buy from club nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
billy: i just bought 3 super mario posters from club nintendo! it was free, although i had to buy a lot of games to get it!
jim: that’s not free.
billy: it sort of is.

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