Club Rosé


cult of the rosé drinker. founded in the techno dungeons of berlin by spiritual leader mcloed, the rosé devotee is one whose focus is solely on rosé. he or she does not deviate from a gl-ss of rosé however much he or she is tested.

membership to the clan is validated by an individual’s skill in weaving a rosé reference into conversations, replacing words with rosé in an attempt to indoctrinate others into the world of rosé. see examples below.
some examples of club rosé references validated by mcloed and used in conversations amongst the clan.

“where are my rosé coloured spectacles”
“no way, rosé”
“to rosé or not to rosé that is the question”

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