Club Sandwich


similar to a threesome but involves 5 people, 3 male and 2 female, in a stack arrangement that resembles a club sandwich. in order to hold the stack together one of the women must wear a strap-on otherwise known as the ‘toothpick’ in the sandwich.
could my two friends and i interest you ladies in a club sandwich?
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a sandwich that you can order at any restaurant… even if you’re not a member of the club!
“i order the club sandwich all the time, but i’m not even a member, man. i don’t know how i get away with it.” –mitch hedberg
when a pair of br–sts have sagged to the point that you can fornicate with both the br–sts and v-g-n- at once. depending upon the age of the ‘sandwich meat’, you may be able to introduce a prolapsed or distended -n-s as another condiment, thus making a club deluxe sandwich. most sandwiches come ‘sans mayo’ but that, being the point in engaging in said activity, is usually easily remedied with a quick glazing.
“slide that diaper down real slow, put the walker over there. i’ll plug in your rascal… there. now lets touch your toes and have a club sandwich.”
similar to a ‘sandwich grind’ seen at a nightclub with a girl and 2 guys on either side. however, a club sandwich involves more than 3 people.

the phrase derives from two sources; (1) traditional club sandwiches have three slices of bread instead of two, (2) it’s a sandwich in a nightclub.
nah, looks like she’s already in a club sandwich, let’s find some fresh meat
similar to a threesome but involves 5 people, 3 male and 2 female, in a stack arrangement that resembles a club sandwich. in order to hold the stack together one of the women must wear a strap-on otherwise known as the ‘toothpick’ in the sandwich.
could my two friends and i interest you ladies in a club sandwich?
a bruise] or discomfort on or around the v-g-n-. mainly due to running into the corner of a table, doorkn-b, or by excessive v-g-n-l intercourse.
ouch, don’t touch me there mark, i got a club sandwich yesterday. ouch! i just club sandwiched myself on this coffee table.

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