Clubhounds
those individuals (normally attractive girls) who can sniff out anything free in a club i.e. past the doorman & covercharge, get free drinks and land in the vip section.
did you hear? shauna got escorted in by the manager & is now hanging out with carson daly in the back!
dude – of course, she is queen of the clubhounds!
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