Coach’s Award


an award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through s-xual favors. if multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.
q-hey how did justin get coach’s award he can’t even make a basket?!
a- coach’s husband just left so i think we all know how justin got it!

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