Cobra Condoms
cobra condoms – “slippery-studded” latex condoms for the p-n-s.
hercules gently laid venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box cobra condoms. hercules asks, “what’s this?” venus smiles seductively and replied, “i picked up a box of cobra condoms because the other condoms were too small for you hercy boo.”
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