Cocaine Blowjob
the most elegant kind of s-xual act one can receive. reserved for those who are truly the epitome of cl-ss, the cocaine bl-wj-b consists two people splitting at least 3 grams of c-ke between them. the woman takes a line off her partner’s d-ck. the man puts his half above his lip and as leans his head back, and that sweet columbia sh-t falls into his nose.
you’re welcome for the cocaine bl-wj-b, charlie sheen.
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