Cocaine Fairy
the cocaine fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles cocaine on their heads or bed. the next morning, they become teenagers. she has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and std’s, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. the mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. if she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.
child: mom, i was visited by the cocaine fairy last night.
mom: what!? timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
child: mom, shut up! i can do what i want. :p
mom: go clean your room!
child: go to h-ll!!!!!
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