cock-blocking freshman fuck
a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you’re making out with your girlfriend and says, “no pda!” because he is s-xually frustrated and thinks he’s being clever. this is especially frustrating when you’re trying to cop a feel.
c-ck-blocking freshman f-cks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you’ve started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.
c-ck-blocking freshman f-cks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: “oh, no…i shouldn’t…”
h-rny jack-ss: “come on, baby, just one feel.”
tease: “…oh, fine.”
c-ck-blocking freshman f-ck: -leaps out from behind garbage can- “no making out in school!”
h-rny jack-ss: “you little c-ck-blocking freshman f-ck!”
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