Cock Chair


a rare disease found in some african countries where your c-ck, is actually a 18th century chair.

also: when you have s-x with a fat chick and your d-ck is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.
i had s-x with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all c-ck chair like

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