Cock Eyed Bumble


an extremely unattractive male/female with an embarr-ssingly low wit and intellegence. most c-ck eyed b-mbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. c-ck eyed b-mbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one’s -n-s.
human 1: “that bloke was acting like a fully fledged d-ckhead last night!”

human 2: “yeah, he was a f-ckin’ c-ck eyed b-mble!…
didn’t you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his -n-s?”

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