cock gobblin
1. a netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats p-n-ses.
2. a general insult implying promiscuity.
1. where’d my d-ck go? a f-cking c-ck gobblin must have gotten it in the night!
2. i’m gonna hook up with that b-tch, she looks like a c-ck gobblin!
a c-ckgobblerin prime form. usually characterized by insatiable appet-te for dongs. may also refer to the act of c-ckgobbling.
q”whats your grilfriend gonna be for halloween?”
a”a c-ckgobblin i hope”
derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable p-n-s disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appet-te for p-n-ses. and this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their p-n-ses for a very bland consumption. but in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others p-n-ses.
son: “dad!!! my p-n-s has mysteriously disappeared!!!! what could have caused this to happen?”
woodsmen: “son. it must have been a c-ck gobblin.”
1) a person who likes to eat gobblin c-ck
samm is a huge c-ck gobblin and she also gives good numnumnum
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