cock hockey


two beta males sword fighting with their c-cks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.
was your friend playing c-ck hockey with brian crossland today?

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    noun; the c-ck mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. one who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority’s belief. a hypocrite. related to the mackrel’s behavior of schooling(in reality a c-ck mackrel is a small mackrel). those congressmen are such c-ck mackrels!

  • Collasturbation

    co-l-ss-ter-bay-shion. a cross between the buzzword “collaboration” and masturbation. in short, people spend so much time “collaborating” that nothing ever gets accomplished. “dude, we’ve spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven’t done anything.” “true. we need to stop all of this collasturbation.”

  • copenhagen ring

    a white ring that has worn through the back pocket of a country boy’s wrangler jeans from the imprint of a chewing tobacco can. indicates long term use. see also “wrangler skoal ring”, “cope ring”. “copenhagen ring”- from song boots on by randy houser

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    gettin that d-ck sucked. the word originating from the one and only south jersey. ” yo son you cop last night?” ” yo im about to cop wop, peace”

  • Cornwalker

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