cock in a bag
an offensive unpleasant person. absolutely no fun to be around. as useless as a c-ck (p-n-s) in a bag.
look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl’s top and trying to squeeze her b-tt while she is clearly revolted – what a c-ck in a bag.
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