Cock money
money earned by a male prost-tute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients’ c-cks.
hustler’s accountant: “brad, just write ‘c-ck money’ in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income.”
a guy who’s got, or at least looks like he’s got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
also this guy is quite the c-ck, or at least he act like one.
…hence the name “c-ckmoney”
guy1: c-ckmoney just left.
guy2: …thank gaaawd!
c-ck money is when you perform the amazing and very exciting manuever in which you wrap your c-ck with a dollar bill and have a girl take it off with her mouth. it’s kinda expensive but trust me it’s amazing
d-mnit i’m broke.. but i had some pretty f-cking good c-ck money!
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