cock n’ ooppss
the process of placing a large “veiny” c-ck in any orifice of the body. the result is the other person suddenly c-mming inside it- “accidentally.” as in a premie -j-c-l-t–n. like a quick “jerkie” or quickie to get it done and over with.
dude 1: yeah, yeah baby! oh yeah, oh yeah! tell me when you are about to… you f-ck’in moron! you came in my -ss! you did c-ck n’ ooppss already!!!???
dude 2: sorry, dude! i am f-ck’in straight. i usually c-m really quickly when i am nervous. dude, i think my girlfriend is watching us.
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