Cock of All Trades


1. a c-ck that absolutely all girls crave. usually large in size.

2. a person who acts like a complete douchbag.
1. wow, devin has the greatest c-ck of all trades i have ever seen. i bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. tell devin to stop being a c-ck of all trades. he won’t stop throwing dead fish at me.

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