cock ranger
a combination of one part douchebag and two parts -ss jockey. this lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man’s -sshole, he also feels it’s his duty and thinks he’s f-cking ranger ride my pie hole you douche. this man truly sucks and should be d-cked repeatdly in the b-lls on sight.
“yea alright c-ckranger, i’m not the one hunting pie hole like it’s buffalo and your an indian, touch me again and i’ll introduce you to a choke slam.”
a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. are often seen p-ssed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.
look at that c-ck ranger p-ssed out with the sausage in his mouth.
jordan pugh
a c-ckranger is a someone or something that shoots giant d-ld-s with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.
rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you c-ckranging son of a b-tch.
rob:um cool….i think.
elf:you silly c-ckranger.
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