cock sandwich


a bl-wj-b from two people at the same time. the tongues make the “bread” and the c-ck is the “meat”.
dude, you should have come to that party last night. two hotties made me a c-ck sandwich.

omg, jenny, that guy is such a stud! let’s make him a c-ck sandwich.
it is made with two slices of bread and a c-ck. it can sometimes be served aitkin’s style, no bread, just plain old awesome c-ck. it can also be used to describe something bad or good. also called a c.s.
“that guy spilled my drink….what a c-ck sandwich..or what a c.s

the date went well,i ended up serving a c.s. without the bread.
a s-xual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds’ problems, much to their women’s dismay.
feeling down? you know what you should do! you should give me a c-ck sandwich?

hey, i finished my thesis. where’s that c-ck sandwich you promised me?

the world will be a better place when i get a c-ck sandwich

the only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a c-ck sandwich
the act of placing a c-ck in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of c-ck, thus c-cksandwich, after creating said c-cksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
dude i totally c-cksandwiched sally she cried all the way home… i laughed.
the type of food, equivalent to listerene, that h-rny elderly englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice c-ck
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse
i need a c-ck sandwich right about now- i’ve been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!
1- a moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant pr-ck, someone who is c-cky
the guy who dropped the ball is a huge c-ck sandwich.
that guy is a real -sshole, he is such a c-ck sandwich
in other words basically it means holy sh-t. its a feeling of surprise..
c-ck sandwich that’s crazy… c-ck sandwich that hurts.

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