Cock Shalom


when pubic hair around the b-llsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.
when steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, an older woman cried “what is that!?”. but it was too late, everyone stood in awe as steve’s genitalia performed a bar mitzvah. c-ck shalom.

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