cock shiner


a man/womoan who spits on his/her partner c-ck then licks it as if it were being shined.
jacob went down on a guy and shined his c-ck, he’s such a c-ck shiner
someone who shines d-ck, sucks c-ck, licks d-ck! anyone who has or has had d-ck in their mouth!
guy 1: your an -ss hole man!
guy 2: f-ck off c-ck shiner!
one who shines the c-ck. engages in c-ck shining frequently.

(note: jan 16th is national c-ckshiner day)
i’ve seen c-ckshiners, swear to god-c-ckshiners, who are more talented than you
often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling “good day ta ya, guv. shine ya c-ck? only two bob!”
“look over there, phillip, its that little street scamp billy. he sure gives a good c-ck-shine, i tell you.”
one who shows pleasure in sucking someones c-ck!
nigel rose. australia. victoria.
the result of banging just that little bit too hard.
alex “what’s that mark?”
devlin “i got myself a right good c-ckshiner. i guess my missus is stronger than she looks.”
a person that is very annoying.
“you’re a c-ck shiner”

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