Cock sucker’s cramp
typically a mouth breather. when the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.
tommy has c-ck sucker’s cramp. he walks around and does his sh-t with his mouth half open all the time. probably from sucking so many c-cks all the time.
the facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. often referred to in a joke with a punch line…do you get it? how often?
my co-worker asked me this joke. i kicked his -ss, and as he laid bloodied on the floor i told him never to tell me the “c-ck suckers cramp” joke again.
when you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. sometimes it’s so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. it’s called c-cksucker’s cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.
chad : matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.
dan : lol, c-ck sucker’s cramp!
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