Cock Swords
when two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. the first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.
troy mclure and ben stiller were sitting around ben’s bas-m-nt bored one day. they both realized they had b-n-rs, so they pulled their pants down for a game of c-ck swords. ben lost his b-n-r before troy did and ben was declared less gay than troy.
the action of using your c-ck as a sword.
man1: i will stab thee with my c-ck sword!
man2: oh, lord no!
a rigormortis rooster used to fight another person or animal.
my brother and i were slapping c-ckswords last night. boy am i tired.
at school today i brought in my c-cksword and hit the subst-tute teacher with it. she sent me to the princ-p-ls office. i hit the princ-p-l too.
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