when you hit the “yeet” but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole.
decklan: how was your day?
bobby: sh-t, i just c-ckadoodled-ckinmy-ss again.
- dudes walk of shame
when a man wakes up in a woman’s home after a drunken, wild, anonymous s-xual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave. dude, i got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is […]
a person that can eat the booty like groceries and that can f-ck your girl and your mom and teacher and any lady alive d-mn besta watch out for that cedillo
- seal team d*ck
when you secretly m-st-rb-t- next to someone in the same bed as they’re sleeping. at the sleepover, i was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and tyler to bring out seal team d-ck
excuse me while i check if we have ice cream “ugh homework sucks, emwiciwhic” “i do! it’s rocky road! 😊😊😊”
kaylina a name usually for a female a name given to many people meaning something beautiful or pretty in a family she can be quite crazy, but she tries hard to achieve her goals to them, friendship can mean more than just friends, they are loved family members to them she means to be helpful […]