cockadoodledoo syndrome
the curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. the male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amus-m-nt and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, -ssume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for s-xual harr-ssment.
male with delusion, on phone: “…yeah. i love that game, it’s awesome.”
female colleague: “feel like doing some work, paul? we’re really busy.”
male: “nah, i’m leaving in about an hour.” (goes back to phone conversation)
female, to female colleage: “looks like we have another case of c-ckadoodledoo syndrome…”
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