Cockface McSmellass
not just your normal c-ckface, one who goes above and beyond the call of “duty” to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of c-ckface. examples include p-ssing and vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, f-cking a friend’s sister and girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college’s after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.
dude 1: so you were pretty wasted last night?
c-ckface mcsmell-ss: yup, p-ssed and vomited all over myself and mike’s couch.
dude 1: truly a c-ckface mcsmell-ss.
yo dude you mind if i bang your sister??
sorry man c-ckface mcsmell-ss over there already beat you to it.
c-ckface mcsmell-ss is at it again folks.
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