Cockmeat surprise
when a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of -j-c-l-t-ng then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his s-m-n
friend1: hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
friend2: i could think of anything at the last minute so i gave her a c-ckmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
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