cockon-mouth
the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one’s mouth after performing f-ll-t– (hopefully experience by a female).
girl 1: “after he blew it in my mouth, i had c-ckon-mouth for at least an hour!”
girl 2: “yeah, but didn’t he have it in your -ss right before that?”
girl 1: “ohhhh, right. doh!”
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