Cockstache (Cock Mustache)


when a female has a guy’s b-lls in her mouth and his d-ck is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. this overall making it look like the girl has a c-ckstache or c-ck mustache.

if the dude has some p-b-s, it could also be called giving a girl a bitler
how about you suck my b-lls….my d-ck is across her face. hmm how do you like my c-ckstache (c-ck mustache)hardy har harrr

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