coffee and cigarettes


the official smoker’s daily breakfast of champions!!
coffee and cigarettes, sure make a stimulating breakfast, that for sure really gets me up in the morning!!!
right after waking up in morning,
paul has coffee and cigarettes for breakfast
and nothing else…….
tony the smoking tiger- doesn’t that sound grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

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