COG Sex


n. (cog-s-x) the unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of s-x. after engaging in cog s-x, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. each person who partakes in cog s-x looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. one decides, and is determined to, never again partake in cog s-x, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

primarily used by students of gonzaga university in spokane, wa.
“uhhh man i feel sick…”
“what did you do? you eat something bad?”
“naw… it must have been the cog s-x last night.”
n. (cog-s-x) the unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of s-x. after engaging in cog s-x, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. each person who partakes in cog s-x looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. one decides, and is determined to, never again partake in cog s-x, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

primarily used by students of gonzaga university in spokane, wa.
“uhhh man i feel sick…”
“what did you do? you eat something bad?”
“naw… it must have been the cog s-x last night.”

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