Coke-can Bandit


an unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable sh-ts in the toilets at work
‘no way! it could be belpop, kennard or hughsey but backholer is far too skinny to be a c-ke-can bandit’
capable of humungous sh-ts in the work place.
c-ke can bandit

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