cold motorhoming


parking a cold face into a busty woman’s cleavage. no motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.
while waiting in a line to a club when it’s cold outside…
girl: my b–bs are cold, why did i wear such a low cut shirt?
boy: my face is cold
girl: we could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining

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