cold-pizza swag
a person’s left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.
ex: i don’t know what swag is ’cause i’m white, but i think i have some, ’cause i’m with him. and he’s black. and he has swag. so i have his cold-pizza swag.
emily: i don’t know what swag is.
me: i don’t either. i think i might have some.
emily: i think i have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause i’m with cody. i have his left over swag.
me: so you have his cold-pizza swag.
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