cold russian hot dog
a soviet kgb agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with c-m then uses the force if his -n-s to shoot the hot dog into your -n-s making you have sh-t come out of your mouth
man that cold russian hot dog f-cked me up
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