cold water fountain
a s-xual act involving two partners wherein one partner does a prolonged handstand and allows the second person to insert approximately 40-50 ice cubes down their -n-s. once all the ice cubes have been tucked into place, allow 5 minutes for the ice to melt. now, person 2 will reach around the abdomin of person 1 and squeeze tightly as if performing the heimlich maneuver. if all goes according to plan, a blast of cold water will shoot from partner 1’s -n-s. partner 2 should try to catch as much of the water in his/her mouth as possible. swallowing is optional.
chuck promised to give me a cosby sweater if i allowed him to drink from the cold water fountain.
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