Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg


really, really, really freakin’ cold. only barely above absolute zero. this sh-t is death.
“yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?”
“eh?”
“it’s colder than a br-ss toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!”
“dayum!”

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