Colin Syndrome


when an older man becomes convinced younger males are called colin. further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.
doctor (29 years): “i’m afraid you have colin syndrome ken.”

ken (67 years): “that’s bad new’s, how will i cope colin?”

doctor: “my names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?”

ken: “could you sit on my lap?”

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