college tourture
a forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.
“i’ll be heading to boston with my dad for some college tourture. can’t wait to visit the ‘amazing’ student union and ‘super cool’ dining hall.”
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