Collegedale Academy


a school in a bubble!!! yes, it literally sits in a big bubble where n-bodies children can learn about life outside the bubble. instead the kids are taught and conditioned only for life inside the bubble. while it is above the public school curriculum, it still is not a good place to send your kids if you want them to turn out somewhat normal.
me: yeah i go to collegedale academy…

tom: wtf is that?

me: it’s an sda private school. it’s pretty cool if you’re stoned though. like… today in bible cl-ss i learned that the pope is the anti-christ.
my, both these defs seem rather unrealistic…
it’s not that bad of a place, but you won’t be going to heaven just if you go here. truly, it is only a very average place. okay for learning.
ca is an average place
its a great school to learn alot about g-d, and yes g-d is great! read the bible, if not.. well ill wave to you from heaven.
you can learn alot at collegedale academy.

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