Collingwood Magpies
the best afl team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. most australians don’t like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. they are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record – the collingwood football club!
person 1: why are the collingwood magpies so good?
person 2: maybe it’s because they have they best players and supporters!
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