colombian wristwatch
the cartel slits your wrist then cuts your d-ck off and sticks it in your wrist.
the colombians offered mike mike a deal, he could have a colombian necktie or he could have a colombian wristw-tch. mike mike begged for the columbian necktie but they gave him a colombian wristw-tch instead.
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